First Week:
"Oh my gosh, look at all the food! Pizza all the time, soft serve ice cream, waffle makers...yogurt, english muffins, sandwich lines, ethnic food, juice, comfort food...how am I ever going to eat all this? I'm never going to get sick of eating at DS!"
Next Week:
"Why are all the upperclassmen eating cereal? For dinner? Don't they realize that there are better foods to eat than that? I mean, look at this treasure trove!"
After the first month:
"Oh, look! I remember that dish! Guess they're starting to repeat themselves. Oh well, I liked it."
Sometime:
"Why do they put all the good desserts out on the same day!?!? Don't they know that I'm trying to avoid the freshman fifteen? How am I supposed to pick?!?"
The Next Day:
"And now they have no good dessert...curse you DS!"
After the second month:
"I just want food that isn't gross...and that I'm not sick of. This food is boring." *googles college cafeteria hacks*
Inevitably, you get sick:
"I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING BECAUSE MY STOMACH WILL REJECT IT! Bananas, toast...oh good, they have applesauce today..."
After the third month:
*eating mozzarella sticks, nibbling on a piece of chicken, eating an ice cream cone and a bowl of granola, rice crispies, life, and capt'n crunch constitutes dinner* "Get me home!"
Luckily, Thanksgiving break is only three days away!
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